I suspect a botched cat murder attempt on the part of the family–making sure a body is lifeless and completely buried isn’t as easy as you think–trust me.  And a lot of murders take place on “vacations”.  I’m just saying.   But anyway more on the that later as my investigation continues.  In the mean time check out the story here.

Oil workers at a fracturing well in the Eagle Ford Shale drilling region of southern Texas have reported strange lights over a period of days back in October.  Months earlier a security cam captured a peculiar object with lights hovering near another well site.  Check out the pics here.

Is this a coming fashion trend?  I sure hope so.  I’ve been sporting it for years. Check out pics and read more here. 

A dog with a special lion hair-cut frightened a few residents of Norfolk when it traipsed through the streets unattended.  The dog is named Charles and is half lab, half poodle.  His owner, who owns a garden shop in town, likes to have him specially groomed to look like a majestic lion. Read more and see some pics here.

Well thank God the cat was there.  You have got to give it up for animals and their protective instincts.  I know Pumpernickel has awoken me countless times before would-be rapists could take advantage of my supple behind.  On this occasion an Australian woman’s cat hissed to wake her when a 6-foot python attacked her 2-year-old daughter sleeping next to her.  Read more here.

Well that’s disgusting. From the makers of the Segway come the gut pump–the nasty alternative to gastric bypass.  Although this does seem like a viable option for Greg the Douche.  Read more here you fat pig.

And no this wasn’t filmed in the Spiegel bath tub.  That monster squid has been documented plenty of times.  Scientists in Japan announced Monday that they’ve captured footage of the terrific sea monster a third of a mile deep in the Pacific Ocean.  The Discovery Channel will show footage of the beast at the end of the month.  For now you can check out the pictures and read more here.

Imitating the likes of another Brazilian woman who auctioned her virginity off on the internet months ago Rebecca Bernardo from a small town in Brazil has chosen to do the same.  Her mother recently had a stroke and Rebecca needs some serious cash to properly take care of her. Well Rebecca if you need help that bad I’ve got a few empty rooms in the Spiegel compound… that is if you don’t mind popping my massive crotch pimple.  And by pimple I mean penis.  Read more and see her video here.

Well merry New Year everyone!  New laws are now in effect and some are stranger than others–the highlights include no more motorcycle wheelies in Illinois, and the legalization of driverless cars in California.  See the full list here.

Well that’s obviously a midget in a gorilla suit.  Apparently ‘King Kodo’ is a star at his new residence in a German zoo where he shows off his exquiste balance.  See more here.