It’s a beautiful day in Baltimore. A perfect Day to destroy the Giants. You know , not All the Giants are giants. Like wide receiver Tim Brown. He’s more like a smurf. Just 5 feet 8. (more…)
Archive for the ‘Spiegel Sports’ Category
Ravens-Giants
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011Ravens-Dolphins
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011Dolphins have great reputations as friendly lovable creatures. But we’ve all been duped into a false sense of security. (more…)
Ravens-Denver
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011Here are my thoughts on the game in the for of rap. (more…)
Josh’s Notes From An Unidentified Ravens Game
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011Normally, you’d hear my game prediction now. But I can’t do it. I can’t! There’s something more important I have to do and that’s eat a Danish. (more…)
Ravens-Tampa Bay
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011Tampa bay is used to playing by water. They’re good at it. Maybe a little too good. (more…)
Ravens-Dolphins
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011Will the Dolphins win today? Unfortunately, yes. While dolphins are friendly creatures they’re very protective of their own. (more…)
Philly-Ravens
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011I’m not a fan of Philadelphia. There was an incident in the city of brotherly love. An incident I must relive for this broadcast. (more…)
Browns-Ravens
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011A few reasons why the Browns will lose: Where shall I start? How about with kicker Phil Dawson’s shoulders being too far apart? Through detailed analysis of team photos, I’ve also discovered these flaws: Linebacker Alex Hall’s T-Shirt collar is crooked. (more…)
Ravens-Bears
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011When the Bears didn’t show up in Baltimore Friday, I got worried. I thought “uh oh. Maybe Oprah ate the Bears.” Then I scolded myself and thought, “how dare I think such a thing?” Then I got hungry and ate a pizza. (more…)